Work has been hectic for, oh . . . the past year and a half :(
I'm sure I'll return to the Usman Bello's of the world eventually. I hope so anyway.
Sometimes it's fun to write back to 419 scammers and mess with them. Sometimes it's very fun :)
Dear Hank, I thank you very much for the e-card you sent to me. May your days be fullfilled. Regards, Joy ------ Dear Mrs. Bello, I'm glad you liked it. I picked it because the cat looks like my own cat, although mine is a white persian, so it has longer hair. I was wondering, how many twigs have you gathered? You've had a few weeks, you should have plenty to start working on the wicker man by now. Ciao, Hank ------ Dear Hank, Thank you for the mail, Hank please i am still expecting the funds. I promise you that as for the twig and the wicker man i will get it done. Please can you please explain better the aim and meaning and goals of the wicker man? Please contact Mr. Blofield. Regards, Joy Well Joy, normally a wicker man is used to burn Edward Woodward and/or Nicolas Cage alive in, but since I doubt you have either one of them available at the moment, I'll just have to make something up . . . eventually. Meanwhile, Ernst is having to break the bad news about the forms to Mrs. Bello. The bad news is that she has multiple pages of forms to fill out.
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Dear Hank, How do you do? Mr. Hank Please from my own understanding the word WICKER MAN i will have to gather enough twigs to form an image or a statue of a person. I am interested in the ceremony but please you will have to give me time to gather enough twigs and secondly please you know i will like you to also contact Mr. Blofield to send the funds to me. Regards, Mrs. Joy Bello Unfortunately, the holidays are coming up, even at Globex! Dear Ernst, How do you do? Please i am still waiting to hear from you. Please Ernst i am pressed can you tell me when the funds will get to me? I will be a happy person to receive this funds please Ernst. Regards, Joy --- Dear Joy, Hello, I am fine. Regarding the funds, I am still working on the paperwork. Unfortunately, due to the holidays this time of year, a lot of Globex's employees are on vacation and that is causing the process to move more slowly that I would like. Also, our offices are closed next week due to Thanksgiving (Mr. Scorpio gives all of his employees the entire week off instead of just Thursday and Friday. He sure is a generous boss). I will try to move as quickly as possible to get the needed forms today. However, since Ms. Klebb is on vacation, they might not be ready until when we re-open, December 1st. Please be patient with me, I am working very hard on this. Sincerely, Ernst |




Dear Hank, Ok that is great but i will need your help, please can you send me $1,000 Dollars for logistics so that i can organize the fun run and have a good photo shots. Thanks, Yours faithfully, Mrs. Belleo NOTE: Please i am sorry for the way i sound in my previous mail. ---------- Dear Mrs. Bello, The problem is, Globex needs to prove the collection of these funds are for the purpose they were collected. If Globex can't prove it was for a charity event for Barrister Bello, then the funds will be seized by the IRS and I could be up for fraud charges. I can not get any of the funds released now until the proper pictures are submitted. Pictures of people actually running. Action shots. I showed the banner picture to Gov. Pillock and he said it was not "proof" as far as he was concerned that a charity run actually took place. Sincerely, Hank |

| Dear Mr.Hank, Thank you for your mail, Once again i don't think that organizing the fun run can be possible, and if that will stop you from assisting me and my family no problem. The Almighty God will provide. Mrs. Bello -------- Dear Mrs. Bello, Perhaps one of your neighbors could help with the fun run? Here at Globex, we're all about helping neighbors, as I'm sure you've realized by now. Cypress Creek is full of neighborly neighbors. People who help dreams come true for other people - although some dreams may vary from those of Globex Corporation, its subsidiaries and shareholders. This is just an alternative suggestion. Gov. Pillock also promised he would match whatever you raise. Or send you money even if you don't raise anything. To be honest, Gov. Pillock just likes the idea of an international fun run and has gobbed his smarmy political hands onto Globex's success. Anyway, he just wants pictures of a Globex Fun Run in Ghana. I really shouldn't be telling you this, but I want to be honest with you and help you. And I need Gov. Pillock to stay friendly towards Globex in the halls of politics, if you know what I mean. Sincerely, Hank Anyway, I'm sure your neighbors would love to do something to help you and your family in your time of need. |

