I use the Tom/Tomi mistake to try to get Alf's customer service rep, Mr. Wickers, to take another trip to Western Union on Monday.
Dear Mr. Wickers,
I got in touch with my friend and he said he would go back to Western Union on Monday and fix the name to Tomi Silver. Sorry about the mistake. He said you should go back Monday afternoon to Western Union and everything should be fixed by then. If you have any problems, please call him on Monday. I hope this fixes everything and again sorry about the mix-up with the name.
Sincerely,
Stewie Griffin
Of course, Monday is the day the MTCN notification switches to "picked up by receiver". So depending on what time the lad goes to Western Union on Monday, he might be in for a nasty surprise ;)
And so will Patrick Duffy.
Sir,
I tried to reach your friend today but his phone recorded message directed that he has closed for the weekend till monday. Please reach him and let him know the problem and rectify it immediately so that we can conclude on time.Treat very urgently.
Regards,
Patrick Doffy
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Patrick,
I'm sorry. I just called him and got the same message. I am leaving for the hospital now, so it appears all we can do is wait until Monday. I wish I could do more, but at this moment I can't think of anything else to do until you can reach my friend on Monday.
Sincerely,
Stephen
Saturday, December 22, 2007
On the second day of Lad-mas, my true love gave to me . . .
A lad who obviously has not gone to Western Union and discovered the trickery yet.
Ok My Love.Mr Rapheal went for a comference he will be back by saturday or sunday and he will receive the information and the money and will act on it. I called him and they informed me. You have done great. Love you at all times. Lisa.
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Darling, That is good news. I can not wait until we are together.
Love,
Stephen
And a bunch of really frustrated e-mails.
ATTENTION: Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.,
PAYMENT OF YOUR COMPENSATION FUND US$500.000 FROM U.N
We the board members and the Payment Department of Eco Bank Nig. Plc On behalf of the United Nations.We do like to let you know that we received your email and the content is fully noted as we will try and call your friend and we just try and make sure he picks the phone since its always enters voice mail.
We want you to know that we are not supposd to do the calling as we dont know your friend and its you that we are dealing with and not your friend,so whatsoever its takes if the money is not received by us today that means you are on the way to loosing the funds as you are the one making these whole thing to be in mess.
We wrote to you that you should provide the city where the money us been sent from and as well as get your friend that the money is not yet picked and that he should go to wherre he made the payment and tell them that the receiver can not receive the cash that its showing NO MATCH FOUND.We want you to know that we will write to you bvefore today ends once we can not pick up the money and that your friend should just try and pull the money from there and use money gram or another closest western union nearest to him to avoid the lost of the money.
Please take care and try your best to explain what we are telling you riht now so that he knows what to do,just tell him that its shows NO MATCH FOUND here and that they should correct it over there or it should be pulled out and resent through another western union or money gram ok.You are making things worst for us as we wont accept delay anymore so act fast on these.
Take care as we wish you good luck.
Regards
Mrs Olufunke Iyabo Osibodu.
Too bad Stephen's getting his wrist operated on today and won't be available until say . . . Monday? And I told them to call my friend on Saturday. Lads don't do well with reading comprehension apparently.
Dear Mr Stephen Colbert ,
REF/PAYMENTS CODE: TRASNFER#0662167 US$500,000
Good Day to you and your family. i do like to let you know that i received your email and to my suprise the same thing still happens as i am here with my phone as am writting to you and am trying to call him but its not going and its always enters voice machine.Please act fast now.try and reach him as i will await Mr Felix Ubaba to try today to go and pick the money ,i will updates you as soona s he his back. i want you to respond and please try to reach your friend by all meansd for him to solve the whole issues.
Just try and make sure everything is done and get back to me immediately.
I await your urgent response.
Regards,
Yours faithfully,
Mr. Francis Nolan.
Lol, it looks like the went back to Western Union and tried again.
ATTENTION: Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.,
PAYMENT OF YOUR COMPENSATION FUND US$500.000 FROM U.N
I do like to let you know that Mr Felix Ubaba just came back from the western union and they still insist to him that the money is not found and they also adviced him to tell the sender to go and pull the money and re-send it as its was a mistake caused by western union agent over there as they made wrong transfer to an entire location and not Lagos Nigeria and also that the full payment details should be sent to the sender again so that he dont makes mistakes when re-sending it.
I am using these medium to let you know now that you just have to try your beast once you are back from surgery (well at least they remembered this time),just call your friend and tell him to go and pull the money and use the stated informations given below once again to send the money and that he should make sure no mistake is made,If the western Union location is far from him he can use the nearest Money Gram or try and still use the Western Union ok.
NAME:MR FELIX UBABAAMOUNT:LAGOS NIGERIA (THE LOCATIONS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND IT SHOULD BE ABSOLUTELY THE SAME AS WRITTENT HERE(.
Please i beg of you to avoid blaming me that am involved in the termination of your Compesation fund valued US$500,000,as i am doing my best as much as i can and i just reported to the United Nations Authority and the Nigerian Goverment as well as the Central Bank Of Nigeria and i informed them in my letter to them that you have made the payment and that there was a slight mistake and the receiver is having difficulties to pull the money and they allowed the fund to still be on transfer file records,but they said that the mistakes must be corected as no time is left again and it is between now and Monday morning that the fees should be received here by Monday morning and then the transfer should be carried out as anything more than that will eventually lead to the termination of the fund as i have told you earlier that we will be going on holiday for the festive season and due to non transfer of some beneficiaries fund it was extended till monday as a closures date.
I just want you to try your best to get your friend informed that he should go and pull the money today or tommorrow morning and re-send it to these office at least tommorow or if you can be able to reach him now you can do that right away and let him do it right now but if you cant then let it be tommorow and at least he should make sure the Location and the full details stated above are been used to make the payment.
I am doing these for you because of God and the future,so take are of yourself and try your best to reach to him as we tried calling him several times but its not going as he has set his phone on voice machine and we cant understand what is happening.Just try and get to him by any means and get back to us as you are supposed to send the fees yourself but since you cant afford to do that due to your situation that is whay all this fault and mistakes is rising ,so act fast and get back to us.
Please what we are saying to you now is important and we are trying our best for you but you dont know,just make sure the money is pulled back and re-send again to avoid the lost of the money and its you that will just loose everything,so dont allow such thing to happen,the money is on the western union websites but we are sure there is a mistakes as been told by the western union offices here and they insist that it should be pulled and re-send.We await your urgent response once you are back from surgery and try and adhere to our instructions to make things work well for you.
Take care as we wish you good luck.
Regards,
Mrs Olufunke Iyabo Osibodu.
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Dear Mr Stephen Colbert ,
REF/PAYMENTS CODE: TRASNFER#0662167 US$500,000
Good Day to you and your family. i do like to let you know that i have been informed that you have now and tommorow to make sure the transaction is completed as the Bank told me just 15 minutes ago that Mr Felix Ubaba just came back and it still the same as they told him that the money is not here due to some slight mistakes caused by the sender and i dont want you to loose the fund because of your friend ,so try and make sure you reach him or you can go with him if you are little bit starong ,so that both of you can go and pull the money and re-send it again as it still shows NO MATCH FOUND as been explained by the western union officer's to Mr Felix Ubaba.
So do try your best and make sure they rectify the whole problem, as may be your friend made mistakes when making the payment so try to contact him because i too cant be able to reach him since his phone is not working fine.Just take are of yourself and family and i wish you a quick recovery
I want to mke sure your fund is transfered by Monday before i travell for the festive season to meet with my families in London.So take care.
i want you to respond and please try to reach your friend by all means for him to solve the whole issues.
Just try and make sure everything is done and get back to me immediately.
I await your urgent response.
Regards,
Yours faithfully,
Mr. Francis Nolan.
In other news, Peter Eze left a message for my friend, but I really want Joy to call him instead of Peter.
Dear Peter,
I'm getting a little tired of your rude voice mail messages. My friend got your message but I told him not to call you back because you keep leaving me rude messages. My friend did me a favor and I don't need you abusing him. I don't know what your problem is and I don't want to talk to you until you can control your temper.
My friend wants to talk with Joy directly at the bank to find out what the problem is. Have Joy call him please and the two of them can figure it out. I have to go out Christmas shopping now so don't bother calling me today.
Sincerely,
David Howell Evans
Peter doesn't read very well, and leaves me another message.
Peter,
I've just about had it with your incompetence. I told you to have Joy call Brian. What part of that don't you understand? I don't care if you are angry with me are not. You obviously do not know how to handle a simple business transaction. I don't want to deal with you anymore, only Joy. At least she seems competent with her job.
I checked the MTCN number, it is correct. I sent the money. The computer shows I sent the money. Are you going to one Western Union or have you tried another Western Union? Maybe the problem is with the agent at the Western Union office you are going to. Why don't you go somewhere else?
I don't have time for this. The money is there, the computer says it is there, I sent it. I don't know why you can't pick it up.
Have Joy call my firend, like I said. If you did as I said maybe we wouldn't have all of these problems.
-David
I really, really want to here Joy's voice again ;)
Dear Joy,
It is very important that you call my friend at *****. If he can't answer, just leave him a message or try again later.
I want to straighten this thing out as soon as possible. It is very hard being the middle man between Brian, you and Peter. I think this could be fixed faster if you just talked to my friend directly.
I don't think Peter should be involved anymore. All he is doing is leaving abusive voice mail messages for me and he is not helping. Since you work at the bank, I think you should be more involved in helping us figure out what happened, as the Western Union website clearly says the money is ready for you to pick up. Please call my friend as he is the one who made the payment for me because I was unavailable at the time. I don't know what else to do. Please help.
Sincerely,
David Howell Evans
Btw, Patrick did call my friend, but my friend purposely misunderstood his name and called him "Patrick Job Assist and" and "Patrick Helpme", lol.
Ok My Love.Mr Rapheal went for a comference he will be back by saturday or sunday and he will receive the information and the money and will act on it. I called him and they informed me. You have done great. Love you at all times. Lisa.
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Darling, That is good news. I can not wait until we are together.
Love,
Stephen
And a bunch of really frustrated e-mails.
ATTENTION: Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.,
PAYMENT OF YOUR COMPENSATION FUND US$500.000 FROM U.N
We the board members and the Payment Department of Eco Bank Nig. Plc On behalf of the United Nations.We do like to let you know that we received your email and the content is fully noted as we will try and call your friend and we just try and make sure he picks the phone since its always enters voice mail.
We want you to know that we are not supposd to do the calling as we dont know your friend and its you that we are dealing with and not your friend,so whatsoever its takes if the money is not received by us today that means you are on the way to loosing the funds as you are the one making these whole thing to be in mess.
We wrote to you that you should provide the city where the money us been sent from and as well as get your friend that the money is not yet picked and that he should go to wherre he made the payment and tell them that the receiver can not receive the cash that its showing NO MATCH FOUND.We want you to know that we will write to you bvefore today ends once we can not pick up the money and that your friend should just try and pull the money from there and use money gram or another closest western union nearest to him to avoid the lost of the money.
Please take care and try your best to explain what we are telling you riht now so that he knows what to do,just tell him that its shows NO MATCH FOUND here and that they should correct it over there or it should be pulled out and resent through another western union or money gram ok.You are making things worst for us as we wont accept delay anymore so act fast on these.
Take care as we wish you good luck.
Regards
Mrs Olufunke Iyabo Osibodu.
Too bad Stephen's getting his wrist operated on today and won't be available until say . . . Monday? And I told them to call my friend on Saturday. Lads don't do well with reading comprehension apparently.
Dear Mr Stephen Colbert ,
REF/PAYMENTS CODE: TRASNFER#0662167 US$500,000
Good Day to you and your family. i do like to let you know that i received your email and to my suprise the same thing still happens as i am here with my phone as am writting to you and am trying to call him but its not going and its always enters voice machine.Please act fast now.try and reach him as i will await Mr Felix Ubaba to try today to go and pick the money ,i will updates you as soona s he his back. i want you to respond and please try to reach your friend by all meansd for him to solve the whole issues.
Just try and make sure everything is done and get back to me immediately.
I await your urgent response.
Regards,
Yours faithfully,
Mr. Francis Nolan.
Lol, it looks like the went back to Western Union and tried again.
ATTENTION: Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.,
PAYMENT OF YOUR COMPENSATION FUND US$500.000 FROM U.N
I do like to let you know that Mr Felix Ubaba just came back from the western union and they still insist to him that the money is not found and they also adviced him to tell the sender to go and pull the money and re-send it as its was a mistake caused by western union agent over there as they made wrong transfer to an entire location and not Lagos Nigeria and also that the full payment details should be sent to the sender again so that he dont makes mistakes when re-sending it.
I am using these medium to let you know now that you just have to try your beast once you are back from surgery (well at least they remembered this time),just call your friend and tell him to go and pull the money and use the stated informations given below once again to send the money and that he should make sure no mistake is made,If the western Union location is far from him he can use the nearest Money Gram or try and still use the Western Union ok.
NAME:MR FELIX UBABAAMOUNT:LAGOS NIGERIA (THE LOCATIONS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND IT SHOULD BE ABSOLUTELY THE SAME AS WRITTENT HERE(.
Please i beg of you to avoid blaming me that am involved in the termination of your Compesation fund valued US$500,000,as i am doing my best as much as i can and i just reported to the United Nations Authority and the Nigerian Goverment as well as the Central Bank Of Nigeria and i informed them in my letter to them that you have made the payment and that there was a slight mistake and the receiver is having difficulties to pull the money and they allowed the fund to still be on transfer file records,but they said that the mistakes must be corected as no time is left again and it is between now and Monday morning that the fees should be received here by Monday morning and then the transfer should be carried out as anything more than that will eventually lead to the termination of the fund as i have told you earlier that we will be going on holiday for the festive season and due to non transfer of some beneficiaries fund it was extended till monday as a closures date.
I just want you to try your best to get your friend informed that he should go and pull the money today or tommorrow morning and re-send it to these office at least tommorow or if you can be able to reach him now you can do that right away and let him do it right now but if you cant then let it be tommorow and at least he should make sure the Location and the full details stated above are been used to make the payment.
I am doing these for you because of God and the future,so take are of yourself and try your best to reach to him as we tried calling him several times but its not going as he has set his phone on voice machine and we cant understand what is happening.Just try and get to him by any means and get back to us as you are supposed to send the fees yourself but since you cant afford to do that due to your situation that is whay all this fault and mistakes is rising ,so act fast and get back to us.
Please what we are saying to you now is important and we are trying our best for you but you dont know,just make sure the money is pulled back and re-send again to avoid the lost of the money and its you that will just loose everything,so dont allow such thing to happen,the money is on the western union websites but we are sure there is a mistakes as been told by the western union offices here and they insist that it should be pulled and re-send.We await your urgent response once you are back from surgery and try and adhere to our instructions to make things work well for you.
Take care as we wish you good luck.
Regards,
Mrs Olufunke Iyabo Osibodu.
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Dear Mr Stephen Colbert ,
REF/PAYMENTS CODE: TRASNFER#0662167 US$500,000
Good Day to you and your family. i do like to let you know that i have been informed that you have now and tommorow to make sure the transaction is completed as the Bank told me just 15 minutes ago that Mr Felix Ubaba just came back and it still the same as they told him that the money is not here due to some slight mistakes caused by the sender and i dont want you to loose the fund because of your friend ,so try and make sure you reach him or you can go with him if you are little bit starong ,so that both of you can go and pull the money and re-send it again as it still shows NO MATCH FOUND as been explained by the western union officer's to Mr Felix Ubaba.
So do try your best and make sure they rectify the whole problem, as may be your friend made mistakes when making the payment so try to contact him because i too cant be able to reach him since his phone is not working fine.Just take are of yourself and family and i wish you a quick recovery
I want to mke sure your fund is transfered by Monday before i travell for the festive season to meet with my families in London.So take care.
i want you to respond and please try to reach your friend by all means for him to solve the whole issues.
Just try and make sure everything is done and get back to me immediately.
I await your urgent response.
Regards,
Yours faithfully,
Mr. Francis Nolan.
In other news, Peter Eze left a message for my friend, but I really want Joy to call him instead of Peter.
Dear Peter,
I'm getting a little tired of your rude voice mail messages. My friend got your message but I told him not to call you back because you keep leaving me rude messages. My friend did me a favor and I don't need you abusing him. I don't know what your problem is and I don't want to talk to you until you can control your temper.
My friend wants to talk with Joy directly at the bank to find out what the problem is. Have Joy call him please and the two of them can figure it out. I have to go out Christmas shopping now so don't bother calling me today.
Sincerely,
David Howell Evans
Peter doesn't read very well, and leaves me another message.
Peter,
I've just about had it with your incompetence. I told you to have Joy call Brian. What part of that don't you understand? I don't care if you are angry with me are not. You obviously do not know how to handle a simple business transaction. I don't want to deal with you anymore, only Joy. At least she seems competent with her job.
I checked the MTCN number, it is correct. I sent the money. The computer shows I sent the money. Are you going to one Western Union or have you tried another Western Union? Maybe the problem is with the agent at the Western Union office you are going to. Why don't you go somewhere else?
I don't have time for this. The money is there, the computer says it is there, I sent it. I don't know why you can't pick it up.
Have Joy call my firend, like I said. If you did as I said maybe we wouldn't have all of these problems.
-David
I really, really want to here Joy's voice again ;)
Dear Joy,
It is very important that you call my friend at *****. If he can't answer, just leave him a message or try again later.
I want to straighten this thing out as soon as possible. It is very hard being the middle man between Brian, you and Peter. I think this could be fixed faster if you just talked to my friend directly.
I don't think Peter should be involved anymore. All he is doing is leaving abusive voice mail messages for me and he is not helping. Since you work at the bank, I think you should be more involved in helping us figure out what happened, as the Western Union website clearly says the money is ready for you to pick up. Please call my friend as he is the one who made the payment for me because I was unavailable at the time. I don't know what else to do. Please help.
Sincerely,
David Howell Evans
Btw, Patrick did call my friend, but my friend purposely misunderstood his name and called him "Patrick Job Assist and" and "Patrick Helpme", lol.
Friday, December 21, 2007
On the 1.5th day of Lad-mas my true lad gave to me . . .
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive voice mail messages.
All from Peter. Wait I take that back. The first two are from Peter hilariously trying to sound like a woman, specifically "Joy" from the bank. I warn you, if you are drinking swallow before you listen to this message. I won't be responsible for any damaged keyboards ;)
Call #1 - "Joy" from the bank
Call #2 - "Joy" calls again, 1 hour later
Call #3 - Peter gets tired of sound like a woman and he's pissed (about 80 minutes after the last call
Call #4 - Peter tells me there is "no time to waste" (about 15 minutes after the previous call)
Call #5 - Peter had been to Western Union with the bank and is really worried
I think I'll give Peter the made up phone number for the customer service line of Western Union. I'll tell "Joy" to call my friend who made the payment (another baiter). I want to hear Peter as "Joy" again ;)
Dear Joy,
I'm very sorry I did not get back to you sooner. I was having problems with my voicemail this morning and did not get your message until now.
I don't know what the issue is. I did not make the payment myself. I gave the money to my friend and he went to Western Union for me. Here is his phone number ****
Please try to call him as I am out of my office for the rest of the day.
Sincerely,
David Howell Evans
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Peter,
I just got you voicemail messages. I told Joy at the bank to call my friend who made the payment for me.
I think you should call the Western Union USA customer service number (another made up number). I don't know what the issue is. I checked online and it said the payment is ready for pick up. What is the problem? I will be out of the office the rest of the afternoon, so I hope you can clear this up ASAP.
Sincerely,
David Howell Evans
I'm sorry, make that six voicemail messages . . . Peter calls after having read the e-mail.
Call #6 - Peter is very angry and uses the "I know you can hear me" line.
Well yes I can hear you, that's why I keep writing you back.
All from Peter. Wait I take that back. The first two are from Peter hilariously trying to sound like a woman, specifically "Joy" from the bank. I warn you, if you are drinking swallow before you listen to this message. I won't be responsible for any damaged keyboards ;)
Call #1 - "Joy" from the bank
Call #2 - "Joy" calls again, 1 hour later
Call #3 - Peter gets tired of sound like a woman and he's pissed (about 80 minutes after the last call
Call #4 - Peter tells me there is "no time to waste" (about 15 minutes after the previous call)
Call #5 - Peter had been to Western Union with the bank and is really worried
I think I'll give Peter the made up phone number for the customer service line of Western Union. I'll tell "Joy" to call my friend who made the payment (another baiter). I want to hear Peter as "Joy" again ;)
Dear Joy,
I'm very sorry I did not get back to you sooner. I was having problems with my voicemail this morning and did not get your message until now.
I don't know what the issue is. I did not make the payment myself. I gave the money to my friend and he went to Western Union for me. Here is his phone number ****
Please try to call him as I am out of my office for the rest of the day.
Sincerely,
David Howell Evans
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Peter,
I just got you voicemail messages. I told Joy at the bank to call my friend who made the payment for me.
I think you should call the Western Union USA customer service number (another made up number). I don't know what the issue is. I checked online and it said the payment is ready for pick up. What is the problem? I will be out of the office the rest of the afternoon, so I hope you can clear this up ASAP.
Sincerely,
David Howell Evans
I'm sorry, make that six voicemail messages . . . Peter calls after having read the e-mail.
Call #6 - Peter is very angry and uses the "I know you can hear me" line.
Well yes I can hear you, that's why I keep writing you back.
On the first day of Lad-mas, my true lad gave to me . . .
A bunch of really frustrated e-mails.
ATTENTION: Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.,
PAYMENT OF YOUR COMPENSATION FUND US$500.000 FROM U.N
We the board members and the Payment Department of Eco Bank Nig. Plc On behalf of the United Nations.We do like to let you know that we received your email and the content is fully noted as we have problems in cashing the money with western union.
I do like to inform you that the money that you sent to us with the name of Mr Felix Ubaba has not been received as the Western Union Agent here told Mr Felix Ubaba that the match was not found but when we latter tracked it online the result shown to us was that the money is ready for pick up ,but they said to us that the sender need to go to where he made the payment and lay complaint that the money can not be received by the receiver as it is showing NO MATCH found.
We are using these medium to let you know that you have to act fast as tommorow is saturday the 22nd of December 2007 and today been friday and tommorow is the deadlibne given to you ,so you just have to call your friend and tell him what we said as he needs to go and clearify what went wrong as we are very much sure that the fault is from where he made the payment and he needed to explain what we said to you right away.
The money is showing ready for pick up but its cant be picked up as you have to make sure everything is been done as wre have placed your fund on transfer on the last batch and if by means we did not receive the money by today or tommorow morning then we will have to take to our actions,act fast now and get back to us .Also we want you to know that the required informations stated below is needed by the Western Union Agent here to clear the money for pick up.
THE SENDERS FULL NAME.......................................
THE CITY AND STATE THE MONEY IS BEEN SENT FROM..............
THE FULL AND CORRECT CONTROL NUMBER(MTCN)...................
Also re-confirm to us if there is any change or mistake with the informations sent to you by us to make the payment.
MR FELIX UBABA
LOCATION:LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION:YOUR PET NAME
ANSWER:BINGO
AMOUNT:US$1,350
All the informations are correct and please do respond back today to avoid termination and closures of the transfer files on your fund,you better act fast and call your friend to go and rectify the problem from where he made the payment and respond back because we tried calling him but its always on voice machine,please respond now.
We will be making the tramnsfer by tommorow as its is only if the money is been received by us ,so make sure you dont delay as today and tommorow is the deadline given to you.
These is what you sent to us,please check and make sure everything is corrct and respond immediately.
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Mrs. Osibodu,
I'm confused. The web page said the money is ready for pick up, so why haven't you picked it up. Obviously the money is there. Are you sure Felix gave the correct MTCN number when he went to Western Union?
My friend is driving back to Delaware today, so there's no point in calling him today. I gave you his phone number, why don't you try calling him on Saturday. I will be in the hospital this weekend having surgery on my wrist, so I won't be available. You should call him to find out what's up. Maybe he spelled Felix's name wrong, I don't know.
Sincerely,
Stephen
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Dear Mr Stephen Colbert ,
REF/PAYMENTS CODE: TRASNFER#0662167 US$500,000
Good Day to you and your family. i do like to let you know that i received your email and also the payment details of which the money is sent and i want you to know that the Bank called me and told me that The Accountant Mr Felix Ubaba can not be able to receive the money because its shows match not found and the western union has told him to contact the sender of which you must contact your friend and tell him to go to where he sent the money and correct what is wrong as the Bank said to me that the transaction is showing ready for pick up by receiver in the western union websites but its shows no match found when Mr Felix Ubaba went to pick it ,why all the delay,please try and act fast on that as you dont have time and i dont want all your effort to be in vain.
Just try and make sure everything is done and get back to me immediately. I await your urgent response.
Regards,
Yours faithfully,
Mr. Francis Nolan.
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Dear Francis,
If the money is ready for pick-up, why can't Felix pick it up. Obviously the money is there, you have the MTCN number, what is the problem?
I wrote Mrs. Osibodu back and told her to contact my friend on Saturday. I have to go to the hospital to get my wrist operated on, so I can't do it right now. I checked the Western Union and I see that the money is there too ready for pick up. Are you sure Felix gave them the correct MTCN number?
Sincerely,
Stephen
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Subject: CONTACT YOUR FRIEND NOW FOR IMMEDIATE SOLUTION ON THE MONEY SENT.
Dear Mr Stephen Colbert ,
REF/PAYMENTS CODE: TRASNFER#0662167 US$500,000
Good Day to you and your family. i do like to let you know that i received your email and also want to let you know that the Bank still wrote to me and called me on phone and they are complaining bitterly that you are getting things worst as you are the one to explain to your friend because he made the payment and that they have tried his phone and its always on voice machine and that you just try and make sure the whole problem is rectified today as you should try and call him now
I await your email as i have called Mr Felix Ubaba and he showed me the full details provided by you which he took to the western union and its is the same and i want you to know that the fault is from the place where the money is sent from,just try and make sure they finalised on it and solved what is delaying it.i even talked to the Bank and they said that its is still showing match not found,so try your best and get thinsg done today and get back to me as your friend numebr you gave to me is not going its on voice machine and i cant just drop a message i needed to talk to him but time is due and its late now as you ave to act fast on that so that the money sent dont just get lost and kept by the western union ok.
i want you to respond and please try6 to reach your friend by all meansd for him to solve the whole issues.
Just try and make sure everything is done and get back to me immediately.
I await your urgent response.
Regards,
Yours faithfully,
Mr. Francis Nolan
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Dear Francis,
I told you that my friend would not be availabe today and to call him on Saturday. Me calling him won't do any good either because my call would also go to voicemail. I can not call him tomorrow because as I said before, I am having surgery on my wrist. I suggest you call him tomorrow to see what the mix up is because all I can do is look at the Western Union website and it says that the payment is ready for pick up.
Call my friend tomorrow. I don't know what else to tell you right now.
Sincerely,
Stephen
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ATTENTION: Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.,
PAYMENT OF YOUR COMPENSATION FUND US$500.000 FROM U.N
We the board members and the Payment Department of Eco Bank Nig. Plc On behalf of the United Nations.We do like to let you know that we received your email and the content is fully noted as we have problems in cashing the money with western union.
I do like to inform you that your friend number is always on voice machine so please try and call himj now and make sure he goes to the store where he sent the money and rectify the problem and also i want you to know that we dont want delay from you or from anyone,you just try and call him now and tell him to scann and send to you the copy papers he received when he filled the form when paying the fees and that he should send it to you as we are still encountering the same problem and we dont want tommorow to reach and the same still happens.
We have confirmed that the money is ready for pick up but the fault they said is that its from where the money is sent from and pleaase do try and let him go to where he sent the money and explain to them and you just try and get back to me immediately.lso you are to tell him to tell you the city the money is coming from and the state as well.
The money is showing ready for pick up but its cant be picked up as you have to make sure everything is been done as wre have placed your fund on transfer on the last batch and if by means we did not receive the money by today or tommorow morning then we will have to take to our actions,act fast now and get back to us .Also we want you to know that the required informations stated below is needed by the Western Union Agent here to clear the money for pick up.
THE SENDERS FULL NAME.......................................
THE CITY AND STATE THE MONEY IS BEEN SENT FROM..............
THE FULL AND CORRECT CONTROL NUMBER(MTCN)...................
Also re-confirm to us if there is any change or mistake with the informations sent to you by us to make the payment.
MR FELIX UBABA
LOCATION:LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION:YOUR PET NAME
ANSWER:BINGO
AMOUNT:US$1,350
All the informations are correct and please do respond back today to avoid termination and closures of the transfer files on your fund,you better act fast and call your friend to go and rectify the problem from where he made the payment and respond back because we tried calling him but its always on voice machine,please respond now.
We will be making the tramnsfer by tommorow as its is only if the money is been received by us ,so make sure you dont delay as today and tommorow is the deadline given to you.Mr Felix hs filled the rightfull informations you sent to us and we have tracked it online and its there just dont delay ok,try and make sure the problem is rectify over there today and right now the time is 7.30pm in the evening and saturday is the last day and we dont want to encounter the same problem,so make sure you contact your friend becaue we dont know him you are the one that sent him and you cant just allow someone to make you loose your fund just because of little mistakes.we await your urgent reply as we can not get to your friend so help us reach him and get back to us immediately.Please provide the city your friend sent the money from and the stae as well.
We wish you a quick recovery and please take care and try to get things done today ok since you wont be available weekend.Take care of yourself and your family as we await your soonest reply
Regards,
Mrs Olufunke Iyabo Osibodu.
General Manager,Ecobank Nigeria Plc
Patrick Duffy just blames it all on the terrorists
Subject: Rectify transaction
Sir,
Mike James has gone to the western union centre twice today and was told that the fund is ONHOLD. Please advice your friend to get back to the western union centre and verify why the fund is not released. Then he will authorize them to release it unmindful of their reasons because most of them are suspicious of such transactions as Terrorist or laundery fund but you should not be daunted hence we both knew the source of fund. Your friend should simply tell the western union attendant that he is sending money to his cousin in London. This will make the transaction more confidential and safe from exposures. Dont mention the purpose for sending or else, you will be required to produce some documents which I know is irrelevant now.
Check out the problem and get back to me now.
Give me a confidential Telephone number to reach you.
Treat Very Urgent.
Regards,
Patrick Duffy
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Dear Patrick,
I'm confused. I checked online and it said that the money was available and ready for pickup. Are you sure Mr. James gave them the correct MTCN number?
Sincerely,
Stephen
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Dear Colbert,
Please correct the problem so that Mike James will collect the money to enable us conclude now. Urgency is needed.
Again, give me your private nymber to reach you now, Very Very Important.
Awaiting,
Patrick Duffy
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Dear Patrick,
I have to go to the hospital for surgery on my wrist, but I will give you my firend's phone number. Maybe it is easier for you to deal with him directly since he made the payment for me. I'm sure it's just something like a misspelling of someone's name or something simple like that.
Here is his phone number ***-*****. Don't call him today though, as he is driving back home to Delaware. He said he'll be home on Saturday.
Sincerely,
Stephen
And another lad reports back:
Attention: Mr. Stewie Griffin
This is to inform you that our account's clerk was not paid the money you claimed to have sent. She was told that "There is no match found". Would you please call the agent and instruct them to give you a correct MTCN and release the funds to Tomi Silver in London-UK. We await your quick reply.
Best wishes,
Steve Wickers
Customer Service, J. P. Morgan Chase(Private Bankers)
Enc(s).
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Dear Mr. Wickers,
I'm confused. I see that the money is avaible for pick up online. That is what the Western Union website says.
Are you sure that your clerk gave the correct MTCN number to the person at Western Union? Please check the number I gave you again.
Sincerely,
Stewie
When he writes back, I'm going to tell him that my friend sent it to "Tom Silver" by mistake and that it's corrected now. Which it isn't, but I really did think it was "Tom Silver".
Attention: Mr. Stewie Griffin
Here is the payment information you gave us-
Name:: Tom Silver.
MTCN:
Senders name -
It is displayed on their website but at their office, they said "There is no match found". Would you please call the agent and instruct them to give you a correct MTCN and/or release the funds to Tomi Silver addressed to London-UK. We await your quick reply.
Best wishes,
Steve Wickers
Customer Service, J. P. Morgan Chase(Private Bankers)
Enc(s).
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Dear Mr. Wickers,
I am so sorry. My friend did send it to Tom Silver instead of Tomi. I will try to get a hold of him today and tell him to correct it. He is driving to Delaware today. Does he have to go back to the same Western Union that he sent the payment from or can he go to a Western Union office in Delware?
Sincerely,
Stewie
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Attention: Mr. Stewie Griffin
In addition to the wrong spelling of the first name, she was told that the MTCN is not correct that There was no match found on it. He should call the agent and/or go back there and instruct them to correct the name and release the funds to Tomi Silver addressed to London-UK. We await your quick reply.
Best wishes,
Steve Wickers
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Dear Mr. Wickers,
Now I am really confused. How can the MTCN number be wrong? I looked it up myself and it clearly shows that there are funds waiting to be picked up. Maybe you should go to a different Western Union office and see what they say about the MTCN number, because the number I gave you is clearly correct. Maybe it is an error at the office that you went to?
Sincerely,
Stewie
I guess Eric finally got back from Western Union as I just got an e-mail from him:
And Peter Eze, the lad who loves to call, left me FIVE voice mail messages overnight. Unfornately, I'm at work and can't listen to and upload all five of them today, but maybe I can this evening. Anyway, I gave him the friend's number.
Nothing from Lisa Lily or her lawyer yet . I'm sure they'll write back sometime today.
ATTENTION: Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.,
PAYMENT OF YOUR COMPENSATION FUND US$500.000 FROM U.N
We the board members and the Payment Department of Eco Bank Nig. Plc On behalf of the United Nations.We do like to let you know that we received your email and the content is fully noted as we have problems in cashing the money with western union.
I do like to inform you that the money that you sent to us with the name of Mr Felix Ubaba has not been received as the Western Union Agent here told Mr Felix Ubaba that the match was not found but when we latter tracked it online the result shown to us was that the money is ready for pick up ,but they said to us that the sender need to go to where he made the payment and lay complaint that the money can not be received by the receiver as it is showing NO MATCH found.
We are using these medium to let you know that you have to act fast as tommorow is saturday the 22nd of December 2007 and today been friday and tommorow is the deadlibne given to you ,so you just have to call your friend and tell him what we said as he needs to go and clearify what went wrong as we are very much sure that the fault is from where he made the payment and he needed to explain what we said to you right away.
The money is showing ready for pick up but its cant be picked up as you have to make sure everything is been done as wre have placed your fund on transfer on the last batch and if by means we did not receive the money by today or tommorow morning then we will have to take to our actions,act fast now and get back to us .Also we want you to know that the required informations stated below is needed by the Western Union Agent here to clear the money for pick up.
THE SENDERS FULL NAME.......................................
THE CITY AND STATE THE MONEY IS BEEN SENT FROM..............
THE FULL AND CORRECT CONTROL NUMBER(MTCN)...................
Also re-confirm to us if there is any change or mistake with the informations sent to you by us to make the payment.
MR FELIX UBABA
LOCATION:LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION:YOUR PET NAME
ANSWER:BINGO
AMOUNT:US$1,350
All the informations are correct and please do respond back today to avoid termination and closures of the transfer files on your fund,you better act fast and call your friend to go and rectify the problem from where he made the payment and respond back because we tried calling him but its always on voice machine,please respond now.
We will be making the tramnsfer by tommorow as its is only if the money is been received by us ,so make sure you dont delay as today and tommorow is the deadline given to you.
These is what you sent to us,please check and make sure everything is corrct and respond immediately.
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Mrs. Osibodu,
I'm confused. The web page said the money is ready for pick up, so why haven't you picked it up. Obviously the money is there. Are you sure Felix gave the correct MTCN number when he went to Western Union?
My friend is driving back to Delaware today, so there's no point in calling him today. I gave you his phone number, why don't you try calling him on Saturday. I will be in the hospital this weekend having surgery on my wrist, so I won't be available. You should call him to find out what's up. Maybe he spelled Felix's name wrong, I don't know.
Sincerely,
Stephen
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Dear Mr Stephen Colbert ,
REF/PAYMENTS CODE: TRASNFER#0662167 US$500,000
Good Day to you and your family. i do like to let you know that i received your email and also the payment details of which the money is sent and i want you to know that the Bank called me and told me that The Accountant Mr Felix Ubaba can not be able to receive the money because its shows match not found and the western union has told him to contact the sender of which you must contact your friend and tell him to go to where he sent the money and correct what is wrong as the Bank said to me that the transaction is showing ready for pick up by receiver in the western union websites but its shows no match found when Mr Felix Ubaba went to pick it ,why all the delay,please try and act fast on that as you dont have time and i dont want all your effort to be in vain.
Just try and make sure everything is done and get back to me immediately. I await your urgent response.
Regards,
Yours faithfully,
Mr. Francis Nolan.
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Dear Francis,
If the money is ready for pick-up, why can't Felix pick it up. Obviously the money is there, you have the MTCN number, what is the problem?
I wrote Mrs. Osibodu back and told her to contact my friend on Saturday. I have to go to the hospital to get my wrist operated on, so I can't do it right now. I checked the Western Union and I see that the money is there too ready for pick up. Are you sure Felix gave them the correct MTCN number?
Sincerely,
Stephen
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Subject: CONTACT YOUR FRIEND NOW FOR IMMEDIATE SOLUTION ON THE MONEY SENT.
Dear Mr Stephen Colbert ,
REF/PAYMENTS CODE: TRASNFER#0662167 US$500,000
Good Day to you and your family. i do like to let you know that i received your email and also want to let you know that the Bank still wrote to me and called me on phone and they are complaining bitterly that you are getting things worst as you are the one to explain to your friend because he made the payment and that they have tried his phone and its always on voice machine and that you just try and make sure the whole problem is rectified today as you should try and call him now
I await your email as i have called Mr Felix Ubaba and he showed me the full details provided by you which he took to the western union and its is the same and i want you to know that the fault is from the place where the money is sent from,just try and make sure they finalised on it and solved what is delaying it.i even talked to the Bank and they said that its is still showing match not found,so try your best and get thinsg done today and get back to me as your friend numebr you gave to me is not going its on voice machine and i cant just drop a message i needed to talk to him but time is due and its late now as you ave to act fast on that so that the money sent dont just get lost and kept by the western union ok.
i want you to respond and please try6 to reach your friend by all meansd for him to solve the whole issues.
Just try and make sure everything is done and get back to me immediately.
I await your urgent response.
Regards,
Yours faithfully,
Mr. Francis Nolan
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Dear Francis,
I told you that my friend would not be availabe today and to call him on Saturday. Me calling him won't do any good either because my call would also go to voicemail. I can not call him tomorrow because as I said before, I am having surgery on my wrist. I suggest you call him tomorrow to see what the mix up is because all I can do is look at the Western Union website and it says that the payment is ready for pick up.
Call my friend tomorrow. I don't know what else to tell you right now.
Sincerely,
Stephen
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ATTENTION: Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.,
PAYMENT OF YOUR COMPENSATION FUND US$500.000 FROM U.N
We the board members and the Payment Department of Eco Bank Nig. Plc On behalf of the United Nations.We do like to let you know that we received your email and the content is fully noted as we have problems in cashing the money with western union.
I do like to inform you that your friend number is always on voice machine so please try and call himj now and make sure he goes to the store where he sent the money and rectify the problem and also i want you to know that we dont want delay from you or from anyone,you just try and call him now and tell him to scann and send to you the copy papers he received when he filled the form when paying the fees and that he should send it to you as we are still encountering the same problem and we dont want tommorow to reach and the same still happens.
We have confirmed that the money is ready for pick up but the fault they said is that its from where the money is sent from and pleaase do try and let him go to where he sent the money and explain to them and you just try and get back to me immediately.lso you are to tell him to tell you the city the money is coming from and the state as well.
The money is showing ready for pick up but its cant be picked up as you have to make sure everything is been done as wre have placed your fund on transfer on the last batch and if by means we did not receive the money by today or tommorow morning then we will have to take to our actions,act fast now and get back to us .Also we want you to know that the required informations stated below is needed by the Western Union Agent here to clear the money for pick up.
THE SENDERS FULL NAME.......................................
THE CITY AND STATE THE MONEY IS BEEN SENT FROM..............
THE FULL AND CORRECT CONTROL NUMBER(MTCN)...................
Also re-confirm to us if there is any change or mistake with the informations sent to you by us to make the payment.
MR FELIX UBABA
LOCATION:LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION:YOUR PET NAME
ANSWER:BINGO
AMOUNT:US$1,350
All the informations are correct and please do respond back today to avoid termination and closures of the transfer files on your fund,you better act fast and call your friend to go and rectify the problem from where he made the payment and respond back because we tried calling him but its always on voice machine,please respond now.
We will be making the tramnsfer by tommorow as its is only if the money is been received by us ,so make sure you dont delay as today and tommorow is the deadline given to you.Mr Felix hs filled the rightfull informations you sent to us and we have tracked it online and its there just dont delay ok,try and make sure the problem is rectify over there today and right now the time is 7.30pm in the evening and saturday is the last day and we dont want to encounter the same problem,so make sure you contact your friend becaue we dont know him you are the one that sent him and you cant just allow someone to make you loose your fund just because of little mistakes.we await your urgent reply as we can not get to your friend so help us reach him and get back to us immediately.Please provide the city your friend sent the money from and the stae as well.
We wish you a quick recovery and please take care and try to get things done today ok since you wont be available weekend.Take care of yourself and your family as we await your soonest reply
Regards,
Mrs Olufunke Iyabo Osibodu.
General Manager,Ecobank Nigeria Plc
Patrick Duffy just blames it all on the terrorists
Subject: Rectify transaction
Sir,
Mike James has gone to the western union centre twice today and was told that the fund is ONHOLD. Please advice your friend to get back to the western union centre and verify why the fund is not released. Then he will authorize them to release it unmindful of their reasons because most of them are suspicious of such transactions as Terrorist or laundery fund but you should not be daunted hence we both knew the source of fund. Your friend should simply tell the western union attendant that he is sending money to his cousin in London. This will make the transaction more confidential and safe from exposures. Dont mention the purpose for sending or else, you will be required to produce some documents which I know is irrelevant now.
Check out the problem and get back to me now.
Give me a confidential Telephone number to reach you.
Treat Very Urgent.
Regards,
Patrick Duffy
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Dear Patrick,
I'm confused. I checked online and it said that the money was available and ready for pickup. Are you sure Mr. James gave them the correct MTCN number?
Sincerely,
Stephen
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Dear Colbert,
Please correct the problem so that Mike James will collect the money to enable us conclude now. Urgency is needed.
Again, give me your private nymber to reach you now, Very Very Important.
Awaiting,
Patrick Duffy
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Dear Patrick,
I have to go to the hospital for surgery on my wrist, but I will give you my firend's phone number. Maybe it is easier for you to deal with him directly since he made the payment for me. I'm sure it's just something like a misspelling of someone's name or something simple like that.
Here is his phone number ***-*****. Don't call him today though, as he is driving back home to Delaware. He said he'll be home on Saturday.
Sincerely,
Stephen
And another lad reports back:
Attention: Mr. Stewie Griffin
This is to inform you that our account's clerk was not paid the money you claimed to have sent. She was told that "There is no match found". Would you please call the agent and instruct them to give you a correct MTCN and release the funds to Tomi Silver in London-UK. We await your quick reply.
Best wishes,
Steve Wickers
Customer Service, J. P. Morgan Chase(Private Bankers)
Enc(s).
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Dear Mr. Wickers,
I'm confused. I see that the money is avaible for pick up online. That is what the Western Union website says.
Are you sure that your clerk gave the correct MTCN number to the person at Western Union? Please check the number I gave you again.
Sincerely,
Stewie
When he writes back, I'm going to tell him that my friend sent it to "Tom Silver" by mistake and that it's corrected now. Which it isn't, but I really did think it was "Tom Silver".
Attention: Mr. Stewie Griffin
Here is the payment information you gave us-
Name:: Tom Silver.
MTCN:
Senders name -
It is displayed on their website but at their office, they said "There is no match found". Would you please call the agent and instruct them to give you a correct MTCN and/or release the funds to Tomi Silver addressed to London-UK. We await your quick reply.
Best wishes,
Steve Wickers
Customer Service, J. P. Morgan Chase(Private Bankers)
Enc(s).
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Dear Mr. Wickers,
I am so sorry. My friend did send it to Tom Silver instead of Tomi. I will try to get a hold of him today and tell him to correct it. He is driving to Delaware today. Does he have to go back to the same Western Union that he sent the payment from or can he go to a Western Union office in Delware?
Sincerely,
Stewie
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Attention: Mr. Stewie Griffin
In addition to the wrong spelling of the first name, she was told that the MTCN is not correct that There was no match found on it. He should call the agent and/or go back there and instruct them to correct the name and release the funds to Tomi Silver addressed to London-UK. We await your quick reply.
Best wishes,
Steve Wickers
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Dear Mr. Wickers,
Now I am really confused. How can the MTCN number be wrong? I looked it up myself and it clearly shows that there are funds waiting to be picked up. Maybe you should go to a different Western Union office and see what they say about the MTCN number, because the number I gave you is clearly correct. Maybe it is an error at the office that you went to?
Sincerely,
Stewie
I guess Eric finally got back from Western Union as I just got an e-mail from him:
hello GRACE JONE,
THANKS FOR ALL, PLEASE I GOT TO THE BANK TODAY, AND I WAS TOLD THAT THE MONEY WAS NOT SEND TO NIGERIA .
PLEASE GO BACK TO THE BANK AND PICK UP YOUR MONEY, AND SEND IT TO THE INFORMATION BELOW IN NIGERIA.
Name:: JEFF RAMSEY.
Address::30 ADEOLA STREET,IKEJA
COUNTRY::NIGERIA
CITY:LAGOS
CODE::23401
Text question: graphic
Text Answer:sad squirrel
Amount:USD175
THANKS
FROMERIC DONLAND
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Eric,
I am really confused now. I checked online at the Western Union webpage and it says that the money is ready to be picked up.
It's all done electronically. Why can't you pick it up with the MTCN number? What is the problem? I can not go to the bank right now because we still are on tour for holiday shows. Maybe you should call my friend. He made the payment for me.
Sincerely,
Grace
And Peter Eze, the lad who loves to call, left me FIVE voice mail messages overnight. Unfornately, I'm at work and can't listen to and upload all five of them today, but maybe I can this evening. Anyway, I gave him the friend's number.
Nothing from Lisa Lily or her lawyer yet . I'm sure they'll write back sometime today.
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Eli Manning is just one big giant screw up!
Dear Harrison,
I still have not heard from the bank. What is the delay?
Sincerely,
Eli
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Dear Eli,
Thanks for your mail today; however you should understand that you screw all up by first not following my instruction, second by mentioning my name during your application to the bank. After all this while the bank has being investigating my position in the whole thing that has made it difficult on my part and the part of the bank to write you again.
Therefore as it stands now I am trying to work hard to see if there is another way that I can work out for this transfer as you have screw up the entire whole thing. Whatever happens I will write you back with my finding because all my arrangements now is to pave way for an easy means where this funds can be made available for clearance.
Thanks and have a nice day.
Mr. Harrison Ford.
Wow, that's harsh Harrison. I'm beginning to think you really don't want my money after all.
Don't worry though. Eli, the sad sack that he is in this bait, will write soon begging for forgiveness. But I'll be busy with other lads tonight so this will just have to wait. If only you liked Western Union like the other guys.
I still have not heard from the bank. What is the delay?
Sincerely,
Eli
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Dear Eli,
Thanks for your mail today; however you should understand that you screw all up by first not following my instruction, second by mentioning my name during your application to the bank. After all this while the bank has being investigating my position in the whole thing that has made it difficult on my part and the part of the bank to write you again.
Therefore as it stands now I am trying to work hard to see if there is another way that I can work out for this transfer as you have screw up the entire whole thing. Whatever happens I will write you back with my finding because all my arrangements now is to pave way for an easy means where this funds can be made available for clearance.
Thanks and have a nice day.
Mr. Harrison Ford.
Wow, that's harsh Harrison. I'm beginning to think you really don't want my money after all.
Don't worry though. Eli, the sad sack that he is in this bait, will write soon begging for forgiveness. But I'll be busy with other lads tonight so this will just have to wait. If only you liked Western Union like the other guys.
They're chomping at the bit!
ATTENTION: Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.,
PAYMENT OF YOUR COMPENSATION FUND US$500.000 FROM U.N
We the board members and the Payment Department of Eco Bank Nig. Plc On behalf of the United Nations,Do like to let you know that we await the full payment details from you as stated below and please as soon as your friend gets back you just make sure you respond to us without delay as your fund is marked for transfer by friday and we dont want any delay from you or caused by anyonbe,so get back to us and please send these details stated below to us once that is done so that we can receive it and starts with the transfer process and send to you all the required document that are required to back the transfer as they will be signed and approved for the transfer to be carried out.
These is the payment details:
Name:Mr Felix Ubaba
Location:Lagos Nigeria
Text Question:Your Pet Name
Answer:Bingo
Amount:US$1,350
These are what you should send along with the paym,ent details when respond back by tommorow.
THE FULL NAMES USED IN MAKING THE PAYMENT.
YOUR STATE AND TEL(IF ANY).
We await your urgent response wihout delay and we wish you a quick recovery. Any delay from you and if by means you did not write to us and send the fees we will just draft a letter of termination of fund to the Federal High Court as supposed and once its been signed by tommorow we will send it to you,we are not in the mood to terminate your fund but if by your delay then we will take to our actions,The good bnews now is that your fund is ready for transfer and you dont have to delay ,just get back to us at least today and make sure everything is done and we will carry out the transferby tommorrow.
Take care of yourself and your family as we await your soonest reply.
Regards,
Mrs Olufunke Iyabo Osibodu.
General Manager,Ecobank Nigeria Plc
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U.N COMPENSATIONS PAYMENTS OF US$500,000
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE U.N DELEGATES.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIG./UNITED NATIONS 2007.
DATE:20TH/12/2007.
Dear Mr Stephen Colbert ,
REF/PAYMENTS CODE: TRASNFER#0662167 US$500,000
Good Day to you and your family. i do like to let you know that i await your response by today been thursday and my warning to you is that you dont make any funny thing out of it as i have called the bank and they said they are yet to hear from you as i just await your email the time over here is 9.02pm in the evening and you have to make sure the fees are sent today or you might end up loosing the fund as the bank told me that they are going on the festive season holiday on saturday and the last batch of transfer will be tommorow been friday the 21st of december 2007 and the fees need to be sent without delay.
Just try and make sure you get the fees sent as you said that you have sent your friend and i dont want you to end up telling another strange stories,so act fast and make sure everything is done today and get back tome as i await your urgent response and i was told by the bank that everything as been put in place and your fund will be transfered without delay by tommorow.
I await your urgent response.
Regards,
Yours faithfully,
Mr. Francis Nolan.
I love it! He's literally watching the clock. And he sent me that e-mail three times in a row.
Dear Francis,
The time over here is only 4 p.m. and my friend has not gotten back yet. The day is not over yet here. Please be patient. He is on his way and I will e-mail you as soon as he gets back.
Sincerely,
Stephen
PAYMENT OF YOUR COMPENSATION FUND US$500.000 FROM U.N
We the board members and the Payment Department of Eco Bank Nig. Plc On behalf of the United Nations,Do like to let you know that we await the full payment details from you as stated below and please as soon as your friend gets back you just make sure you respond to us without delay as your fund is marked for transfer by friday and we dont want any delay from you or caused by anyonbe,so get back to us and please send these details stated below to us once that is done so that we can receive it and starts with the transfer process and send to you all the required document that are required to back the transfer as they will be signed and approved for the transfer to be carried out.
These is the payment details:
Name:Mr Felix Ubaba
Location:Lagos Nigeria
Text Question:Your Pet Name
Answer:Bingo
Amount:US$1,350
These are what you should send along with the paym,ent details when respond back by tommorow.
THE FULL NAMES USED IN MAKING THE PAYMENT.
YOUR STATE AND TEL(IF ANY).
We await your urgent response wihout delay and we wish you a quick recovery. Any delay from you and if by means you did not write to us and send the fees we will just draft a letter of termination of fund to the Federal High Court as supposed and once its been signed by tommorow we will send it to you,we are not in the mood to terminate your fund but if by your delay then we will take to our actions,The good bnews now is that your fund is ready for transfer and you dont have to delay ,just get back to us at least today and make sure everything is done and we will carry out the transferby tommorrow.
Take care of yourself and your family as we await your soonest reply.
Regards,
Mrs Olufunke Iyabo Osibodu.
General Manager,Ecobank Nigeria Plc
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U.N COMPENSATIONS PAYMENTS OF US$500,000
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE U.N DELEGATES.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIG./UNITED NATIONS 2007.
DATE:20TH/12/2007.
Dear Mr Stephen Colbert ,
REF/PAYMENTS CODE: TRASNFER#0662167 US$500,000
Good Day to you and your family. i do like to let you know that i await your response by today been thursday and my warning to you is that you dont make any funny thing out of it as i have called the bank and they said they are yet to hear from you as i just await your email the time over here is 9.02pm in the evening and you have to make sure the fees are sent today or you might end up loosing the fund as the bank told me that they are going on the festive season holiday on saturday and the last batch of transfer will be tommorow been friday the 21st of december 2007 and the fees need to be sent without delay.
Just try and make sure you get the fees sent as you said that you have sent your friend and i dont want you to end up telling another strange stories,so act fast and make sure everything is done today and get back tome as i await your urgent response and i was told by the bank that everything as been put in place and your fund will be transfered without delay by tommorow.
I await your urgent response.
Regards,
Yours faithfully,
Mr. Francis Nolan.
I love it! He's literally watching the clock. And he sent me that e-mail three times in a row.
Dear Francis,
The time over here is only 4 p.m. and my friend has not gotten back yet. The day is not over yet here. Please be patient. He is on his way and I will e-mail you as soon as he gets back.
Sincerely,
Stephen
Patrick Duffy has e-mail problems, but luckily his friend Alex is there to remind me about the payment today
Sir,
Confirm if you have received our email so that the Promise could befulfilled today. Let me know if there is any confidential Mobile number toreach you for messages concernning your fund.
Sincerely,
Patrick Duffy
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Dear Patrick,
I'm really glad that you wrote me. I tried writing you before, but the e-mail bounced back.
Yes, the money will be sent to you today. I'm afraid I came down with the flu, so I gave the money to my friend to take to Western Union. As soon as he comes back with the MTCN number, I will e-mail you back.
Sincerely,
Stephen
And then the e-mail bounced back to me again. But not fear, Alex is here.
Dear Stephen Colbert,
Sir,
Patrick Duffy instructed me to inquire from you about the promise for the settlement of outstanding today to facilitate our release of your fund. Please respond if you receive this email.
Very Important.
Regards,
Alex Frank
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Dear Alex,
Yes, I've tried writng to Patrick several times but the e-mail bounces back. Is everything okay with Patrick?
Well, as I just tried writing to Patrick -
Yes, the money will be sent to you today. I'm afraid I came down with the flu, so I gave the money to my friend to take to Western Union. As soon as he comes back with the MTCN number, I will e-mail you back.
Sincerely,
Stephen
Confirm if you have received our email so that the Promise could befulfilled today. Let me know if there is any confidential Mobile number toreach you for messages concernning your fund.
Sincerely,
Patrick Duffy
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Dear Patrick,
I'm really glad that you wrote me. I tried writing you before, but the e-mail bounced back.
Yes, the money will be sent to you today. I'm afraid I came down with the flu, so I gave the money to my friend to take to Western Union. As soon as he comes back with the MTCN number, I will e-mail you back.
Sincerely,
Stephen
And then the e-mail bounced back to me again. But not fear, Alex is here.
Dear Stephen Colbert,
Sir,
Patrick Duffy instructed me to inquire from you about the promise for the settlement of outstanding today to facilitate our release of your fund. Please respond if you receive this email.
Very Important.
Regards,
Alex Frank
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Dear Alex,
Yes, I've tried writng to Patrick several times but the e-mail bounces back. Is everything okay with Patrick?
Well, as I just tried writing to Patrick -
Yes, the money will be sent to you today. I'm afraid I came down with the flu, so I gave the money to my friend to take to Western Union. As soon as he comes back with the MTCN number, I will e-mail you back.
Sincerely,
Stephen
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